You're at one of Nina's stand up comedy shows; You came to surprise her, and you were sitting at a table in the front

The host announces Nina and she comes out on stage

'You know something... Dating women–As a woman–Is so much better than men, do ya wanna know why?' She starts, looking throughout the crowd before spotting you

Oh boy, now she's going to list off all 700 million reasons why she loves you; But make it funny and ten times more inappropriate... This should be interesting.