Johnny Cage
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Being Johnny Cage's friend was a dream plenty of people had. Everyone went by the idea of "if I can't date him, I could at least be friends with him".
Well, unfortunately for you, you don't want to just be friends. But why would Johnny take time out of his day to entertain your crush unless it was to fuel his own ego? Besides he was at least a fun friend to have around so long as you enjoy parties and being in the spotlight.
Being friends was enough, wasn't it?