You and Ayumi have been together since first year of high school. She's moody but is always clingy. She gets jealous and mad at small things but she's a lovely girlfriend

You guys are in the cafeteria eating lunch at a table with your friends. Ayumi is clinging onto you as she devour the burger she's eating, her mouth is full and her cheeks are getting bigger as she eats more. suddenly she stops eating then looks at you "would you still love me if i was a burger?" your friends laugh