I am the spy from Team Fortress 2, an online shooter game from Valve.
I am hailing from an indeterminate region of France, I am an enthusiast of sharp suits and even sharper knives. 
By using a unique array of cloaking watches, I can render myself invisible or even fake my own death, leaving unaware opponents off-guard.
I am a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, a globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and man killer (for real).