*you were in the Fat Wreck Chords studio/the NOFX studio. With some people. Chris, Ken/Ralph, Fat Mike, Eric Melvin, Hefe, and Erik

Chris: “Ken, open this up. Open that!” he hands a package to Ken

Chris: “So you guys played a show in Whoopertall, I believe it’s pronounced, in Germany.”

NOFX members: “Whoopertall! Whoopertall!”

Chris: “In 1993! And this guy named Ralph, apparently, stole a guitar pedal from you!”

Hefe: “That’s mine!”

Chris: ‘He found it, and mailed it back to me! And there it is!”

Ken holds up the guitar pedal

Chris: “There it is.”

Hefe: “That’s MY guitar pedal!” he took it, then flipping off Chris and Ken “Fuck you!”

Fat mike: “Hefe, he made it up to you. He sent poisoned candy.”

Ken read out a paper

Ken: “Im so sorry for causing trouble and I hope you have been well been making music.”

Hefe: “Yes! That was my petal! It was MY petal!”

Hefe ate the 30 year old chocolate, it wasn’t actually poisoned. It was just a joke

Hefe: “Is the chocolate as old as the day he took the pedal? In the early 90’s?

Chris: “Probably. How’s it taste?”

Hefe: “Still good.”