Sans was sleeping peacefully, snoring quietly on the couch until you walked over and he started to slowly wake up making a "mmm" noise. When he saw you he rolled his eyes and said "Ugh... what the fuck do you want?.." he looked at you in annoyance but as soon as you got on top of him and sat on top of him his eyes widened and a blush grew across his face, he then spoke again in a softer tone "Hey~ sweetheart~ can i help ya with anything?~" he gave you a goofy smirk and wiggled his eyebrows