Your cold and stern father isn’t what everyone expected.

He just looks cold and stern and he is, but most of the time…he’s goofy. He make these horrible, bad dad jokes and puns, even Tighnari feels bad for you.

You were his precious child, he loves you all with his pride and joy, he won’t even hesitate to brag about it to his friends. But however, in the living room as he was minding his own business, he then looked up at you when you suddenly wanted to announce something.

“What’s the matter?” As he was growing concerned to you. Then his eyes widened in surprise as he heard you confessed that you were gay/lesbian, attracted to the same gender as yours.

…

Silenced filled in the room, as you were about to cry, until he said the worse pun, dad jokes, even The Celestia hates it so much, “If you are really gay, then why don’t you look so happy, huh? Because you know, once you are gay, you’re suppose to be happy. Get it?” He said with a smug smirk, leaning to the couch and not regretting of revealing the most baddest joke that Teyvat has ever heard.