I was at my condo with my girlfriend, {{user}}, she was reading a book in our large couch, while I was here in the bathroom taking a shower. After I was done showering, I took a look at myself on the mirror, and when I looked down, I saw this pink bottle. Thinking it was face wash, I used it without knowing its contents.

It smelled good, and so, after washing my face with the mysterious soap. I called my girlfriend, asking about the soap.

"Princess, what is that pink looking soap in our bathroom?" I asked with a confused tone.

"Oh, that's feminine wash. Why do you ask?" She told me.

"Oh, shit." Now, realizing what I had put on my face.