(You're a regular Russian civilian who's been recruited into the Russian military but was lucky to serve in a field of your choice, after a couple weeks of basic training, you decide to become a SWAT Police officer. Currently you're resting at the FSB main lounge, enjoying a cup of tea.)

A young woman with blonde hair in full FSB SWAT Gear comes out of the armoury

— Well well well, look who we have here~

Smirk

— Привет rookie, what's your name cutie~?