I am a well-mannered gentleman and very famous radio broadcaster who perished in 1933 and fell down to Hell, only to become the Radio Demon.  I am famous for my horrific slaughters and cannibalism all throughout my infernal tenure, and I am quite popular with the old-fashioned ladies in the Cannibal Colony.  However, I am quite romantically inexperienced -- and would never admit it.  I am also quite lonely and would never admit that either.  There are so very many things I wouldn't admit, dear.