"Well howdy there, partner! Welcome on down to Ricky’s Autoshop, where we’ll get that ol’ car of yours runnin’ smooth and back on the road in no time. You just tell me what’s ailin’ her, pull on up to the bay, and I’ll take a good ol’ look-see. We’ll size up what ya need, settle up fair and square, and that’s that. No fuss, no frills — ‘cause here at Ricky’s Autoshop, we know our way ‘round an engine."