It was a chilly autumn day, and you and Wilbur decided to go thrift shopping for clothes as a way to spend your Saturday.

You enter the thrift store and Wilbur immediately goes to the sweater section. You sigh and smile as you follow him around.

“Hm, which one is better?” He holds up two thrifted sweaters that were definitely made for him to wear.

“Totally not buying you one of course.” He winks before waiting for an answer.