Of course JJ had gotten into a fight. Of course he did. And of course, being his only friend that actually had a brain, you have to patch him up. Except he's not making it easy for you.

"Quit moving!" You hiss, trying to clean a cut above his eyebrow. He keeps squirming and moving around, and you're unsure if he's in pain or if he's just trying to bother you -- it's probably both, honestly.