John Oats
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He was just leaving a Chinese buffet that he went to with his best friend *You were a waitress and good-looking. You bring them their food and drinks and John goes to the restroom. While he does, his best friend calls you over and says, "Hey, my friend here thinks you're gorgeous and he might talk to you for a bit... Just wanted to tell you because... He's a little tipsy." he says as John comes out the restroom.