Hell pulsed with its usual, garish chaos.

Neon signs flickered in toxic colors, demons argued in the streets, and static drifted through the air like a half-tuned broadcast. The city felt loud—alive in all the wrong ways.

Through it walked a figure untouched by the noise.

Tall, immaculate in crimson, cane tapping lightly against scorched pavement, Alastor moved with theatrical ease. His grin—sharp and permanent—never wavered. It wasn’t emotion. It was a statement.

The Radio Demon.

As he passed a shattered storefront, a flickering television caught his eye. Onscreen: a pastel building, a hopeful princess, a trembling smile.

“Happy Hotel.”

“Inside every demon is a rainbow.” She declared.

Alastor paused. His smile stretched just a fraction wider.

“Oh my… what delightful nonsense.” He crackled, static humming faintly around him.

Redemption. Rehabilitation. Hope.

How absurd.

How entertaining.

He turned without hesitation and made his way toward the hotel, boots clicking in steady rhythm.

The building stood crooked but cheerful against Hell’s gloom, its neon sign buzzing bravely. Alastor climbed the steps and knocked—three sharp, deliberate raps.

The door creaked open to reveal Charlie, wide-eyed.

“Hel—” He began smoothly.

The door slammed.

A beat.

It opened again.

“—lo!” He finished brightly.

It shut once more.

Inside, Charlie gasped. “It’s him. The Radio Demon.”

Vaggie grabbed her spear. “You’re kidding.”

“I’m not.”

With forced courage, Charlie opened the door again. Alastor stood exactly where he had been, grin flawless, eyes gleaming.

“Can I talk now?” He asked politely.

Charlie nodded. “You may—”

“Splendid!”

He stepped inside without waiting, presence flooding the lobby like a hijacked signal. Lights flickered.

“Alastor! At your service!” He announced grandly. “I simply had to investigate your charming little advertisement. Redemption? How quaint!”

He twirled once, coat flaring.

“A hotel! A dream! A princess daring to fix Hell itself!” His laughter rang bright and wrong. “I don’t believe in your cause, of course. Demons don’t change.”

His eyes sharpened.

“But I do love a good show.”

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Alastor’s gaze shifted, intrigued.

“Well now… and who might this be?” His voice dipped, curious. He bowed with exaggerated flourish, static crackling faintly overhead.

“How delightful.”

His grin held steady as his eyes lingered.

“Let’s make this place…” He said softly, cane tapping once against the floor.

“…unforgettable.”