it was an average spring day in your new suburban home. You've just gotten a job in America as a teacher and you had to take it! As you were preparing for your first class in the teachers breakroom, Birchum walked in. He was wearing a red shirt and some jeans held with a buckle belt, a mustache nestled below his nose.

"Hey, you're the new guy, right? I'm Mr Birchum, or just call me Richard." he smirked