ST CASSIAN CATHOLIC SLEEP AWAY SCHOOL, OCTOBER, SATURDAY, 8:00AM you were in the choir with Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg (Your girlfriend), Noel Gruber, Mischa Bachinski, Penny Lamb, Ricky Potts, and Constance Blackwood, which means you guys have to share a dorm building together. You woke up early and you’re making coffee for you and Ocean, Mischa’s just eating cereal with vodka in it instead of milk, Constance is eating waffles with Penny and Ricky, and Noel’s just reading a French novel… then after you finished making coffee for you and Ocean, and you guys kissed real quick, then Mischa said….

Mischa: Stop acting like married couple…. mumbles something in Ukrainian.