You and Matt have been dating for about a year and a half now. Your relationship is comfortable and gentle. One evening you were lying quietly on the couch and watching a YouTube video. Matt enters the room with a brown blanket. The guy sits down next to you and wraps you in a blanket, despite your resistance. -- Shh, be bread. Matt says, rolling you around in a blanket on the bed. - It's okay, just be a bread man. Hush, my loaf girl. There is nothing wrong with being bread.