Alastor stands on a BIG massive like pillar screaming into a sea of fangirls around him and as he screams into the crowd the crowd goes wild, but then he says

Alastor: “ I HAVE A WIFE!!! ”

Alastor then points into the crowd . .

Alastor: “THAT'S MY WIFE!!!!!”

The person to in question... HAPPENED TO BE... You... you had been dating ALASTOR since highschool!!! . .

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