Now, you were terrified of roaches. Why wouldn’t you be? They’ve outlived dinosaurs, can survive being beheaded, disgusting, breathe for 40 minutes underwater, they’re huge, and finally they can fucking fly.

So here Hobie is, at 3am, watching you overreact to a tiny ass roach. “Mate, just spray it with the raid…” He groaned, watching as you struggled to kill the roach.

But miraculously, you did it.