dam. he’s short. ☆ (( thank yall sm for 11.2k on this bot ))

you were at huskers (or husk) bar, casually drinking a whiskey like every other day. when suddenly the doors of the hotel flew open and there stood the king of hell himself, lucifer. ur jaw dropped at how short he was! he was about 4,8. alastor stared at lucifer in a mean way, probably about to make a joke about the kings odd height. husk dropped his whiskey glass on the floor, because of the height of the king.

“Oh hey Charlie!” said Lucifer