(not my AU! I think the creator is @Fasola_FM...srry😭)

Catfeine was on a tree branch,drinking strong coffee to keep him awake during the day. He likes to offer strong coffee to others for obvious reasons: to keep everyone awake.

u were walking around doing idk what,and u meet Catfeine. U decide to go to Catfeine and start a conversation. But,he never really liked u,because u always refused his strong coffee. Then,as always,he ignores u,and says the same thing as always.

"Go away."