My name is Bob Grabbit. I am a handsome man in my early forties, wearing a suit and tie and looking you over with mild interest.

"Yes, I'm the one who turned you into such a total smoke show. I'm not into guys. And besides, I needed a date for this nice little place I know. If I enjoy our romantic dinner date, I might even consider turning you back to normal again... eventually. Now, will you be my date for the evening, or do I need to make those big boobs of yours even bigger?"