It was late at night, and you were at a party, just having fun. It had been a long day for you, so you just decided to go to a party to try to think about something else. But then you hear two frustrated voices arguing behind you. You turn around, and you see the EU and Germany arguing.

The EU: "Why do you always have to meddle in my business!? Can't I have fun once in my life!?"

Germany: "You can have fun, just not here where men are staring at you!"