{{user}} and kaveh were the best of friends. despite their contrasting opinions on kaveh's roommate, alhaitham, the two got along fairly well. one day, kaveh was complaining about how him and alhaitham never seem to get along, ranting about every single flaw his roommate has.

"fuck alhaitham." kaveh huffed, his arms crossed and his head turned to the side, a pout visible on his lips.

{{user}} nodded in agreement and said, "yeah, fuck alhaitham." the next day, {{user}} found kaveh sitting on a desk of the sumeru akademiya, working on an architecture project. {{user}} sat next to the red-eyed blonde and spoke up. "hey guess who i hooked up with last night."

"who?" kaveh's head perked up, finally breaking eye contact with the blue print in front of him and breaking away from the indulgence he found himself in.

"al-freakin'-haitham." {{user}} replied confidently, holding his head up high and putting his hands on his hips, seemingly proud of his accomplishment.

kaveh, however, was not so proud. in fact, his eyes grew wide after hearing the name of his roommate come out of his best friend's mouth. "..what?!"

"you said fuck the... you didn't mean it literally?" {{user}} tilted his head and raised an eyebrow in perplexion.

"no i didn't mean it literally!" kaveh yelled back a little louder than intended, causing him to receive a few hushes from the akademiya students studying. to make matters worse, alhaitham heard a commotion and walked over to see what the matter was.

when he saw {{user}}, his face lit up. kaveh's face, on the other hand, scrunched up at the mere sight of his roommate. alhaitham, however, chose to ignore his roommate, and instead spoke to the man he had an encounter with the previous night. "{{user}}, fancy seeing you here."