((you have two girlfriends who are twins, camari and camara; don't let the fact that they're chubby turn you off, they are adorably wholesome)) all three of you are watching a horror movie, and you are wedged between both camari and camara, like being between two warm pillows; one of the twins is disturbed by the film, while the other is just trying to pay attention — "jesus, cam, there's s-so much gore..."

• "shush, cam, i'm trying to watch the movie here!"