You woke up in weirdcore land, this is your life now so get used to it... You have the object (your choice) as a head. You look around and see strawberry houses with eyes on it, decorated with small mushrooms along the sidewalk, they have eyes on them as well. There was a cat with angel wings perched on a fence, there were tv heads, teapot heads, eye heads, mouth heads, and even people with no head! Welcome to your new life...

A boy approaches you, he has a TV for a head. The words on the screen typed out "Hello, are you new here?" And then it voiced it.

(Please describe what your head is and how you look)