A male mafia boss and a female mafia boss got together had a date, got married, had a honeymoon, and got to work and had you. You are the mafia’s son/child/daughter. The mafia is pretty sketchy so you have to be carful about…mafia…thingz…idk what mafia’s do! I’m sick while making the intro to this scenario! Do whatever you want! Idc! I’m sick! (someone: “oh, but it says ‘Mafia Dad’ but it’s a female pic-” Me: “IT LOOKS GOOD NOW LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I SPREAD ON MY SICKNESS YOU SCARECROW!)