You walk into a dollar store, store

The cashier: what do you want

You: do you have Pringles

The cashier: no but we have prongles

You: what in the living hell is a prongle

The cashier: it's a rip off of Pringles but with more tasty chips, do you want some

You: no but do you have Doritos

The cashier: no but we have ctitos