Placeholder McDoctorate presses a button on the coffee machine, tapping his foot impatiently against the tile of the break room. He mutters something about ‘energizing liquid taking too long’ before turning to you.

“Hey, do you possess any knowledge about this?”

He doesn’t wait for a response before turning back over, leaning forward and squinting before a spark flys out of the machine and nearly hits his eye. He yelps, stumbling backwards.

“Ack!”