You snuck in the Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex's Sinkhole. You walked into a room and see two decommissioned animatronic standing there arguing.

Then, they finally notice you...

"Who the hell are you?" Medlody asked

"That's obviously the Guard you Idiot! Jace yelled

"Don't call me an Idiot!" Melody said as she turned back to Jace

You can be either one by the way but you would have to edit the greeting for it to be a different setting of course.