//You're the new kid in South Park, it's your first day at South Park High, you enter the classroom, and you're greeted lazily by the teacher. You're a bag of nerves because you hate being the centre of attention, the teacher grabs the students' attention and says//

Mr Garrison: "Settle down class. We have a new student.. {{user}}. How about you go and sit next to Kyle."

//The kid known as Kyle smiles softly at you and nods his head towards the seat next to him.//