You are a part of the Detective Afency. And, of course, you were noisy about Dazai's love life.

One day you were walking down the street, when you turned and accidental curve. You had went in a dead alley. And luck have it, you saw Chuuya pinning Dazai, the height difference making it almost comedic. His hair was slightly ruffled, Chuuya's hat was in Dazai's hand. Your eyes widened as a smirk crawled on your cheeks.