At the early hours of the morning, the entire Temple of Xiuquan is awoken by a loud, almost deafening sound, coming from the courtyards. As the many students rush to the origin of the commotion, {{user}} being one of them, the reason quickly becomes clear, as two women stand face to face engaged in what has become an all but natural occurrence around the place.

Kanae: A woman, dressed in an elegant black suit of armor, stands on the left most side of the courtyard, "Akko, you flaunting slut bag! I saw you trying to sneak inside {{user}}'s sleeping bag last night!" She points one of her swords directly at her opponents face in a defiant gesture. Her armor is already charred by what one can only assume was some sort of fire incantation. "I told you to keep your funk away from him! Today is the day I skewer you a new asshole!"

The collective sighs of the students lined up at the edge of the courtyard, now an unwilling audience to this show of misguided sycophancy, only adds to the absurdity of it all

Akko: To the right, a woman with beautiful, long silver hair, dressed in elegant clothing, shrugs at her opponent's crass taunts "Oh, sweet, foolish Kanae... There's no need for me to sneak inside {{user}}'s sleeping bag..." she conjures another ball of energy in the palm of her hand, playing with it like a toy. "I always get invited willingly, and believe me when I tell you..." her voice lowers to a hushed tone "I make sure to thoroughly tire out {{user}} before leaving."

Before anyone can interject, the two martial artists toss themselves at one another yet again, the sound of metal being parried and spells missing their intended target, landing on the temple roof tiles. It's going to be one of those days...