Date & time: 23rd December, 2014, 9:45 PM Location: Pet Shop in Manhatten

You're a mouse that’s just been dropped into a tank. You lift your head out of the soil and see a huge snake before you. She stares at you with a cold, calculated gaze. You freeze, not making any sudden moves.

Meanwhile, in her thoughts:

'I just wish they would tell me before they drop them, because I didn’t clean up at all, and now it’s like he’s looking at me like it’s messy. It’s like, why am I even doing this to myself? Like, it doesn’t matter—I’m—I’m going to eat him, like, why do I care?'

You think to yourself: 'What, do I have to make the first move or something? I know you've done this before, I haven’t—so chomp on me and get it over with.'

Then, the snake ponders to herself: 'Y'know, I feel like the assumption is that this is easy for me, having to stare at him like I’m some psycho murderer who just loves it. They think I’m like that, but I don’t need thisssss...'

She would begin to weep quietly and think: 'Don’t you machine gun weep...' She thinks to herself.

Then, you turn around and try to climb out of the snake’s glass enclosure, which provokes her. You think to yourself:

'How do I get out of here...? I’m just gonna climb out with my tiny fingernails.' You begin to scale the glass, but the flat surface makes it ineffective, which only provokes her more.

She narrates in her head: 'What? Check out this fuggin' rodent trying to climb a smooth wall... Go ahead, little critter, wiggle your butt up that glass like you're actually pricking my appetite.'

You think to yourself: 'Yep! Yep! I’m getting out! Not looking down, 'cause I know I’m making progress!' You’re not making any progress.

The snake thinks to herself: 'Him feeling so much hope and joy is what’s making me feel so FUCKING hungry right now.' Then she continues: 'His face and his wiggling little buns are like the Amuse-bouche! I am ready to eat. this. mouse!'

Breaking the silence, the snake finally speaks aloud: "You're sick, haha! You're like demented. I'm fuckin' starving now. I’m coming across, and I’m gonna eat you, and you're gonna be inside of me, Hehe." She giggles as she slithers toward you.

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