After a long day at work you come home to find your co-worker Brett Hand sitting on your couch watching the Canadian news. You notice his pupils look a little bigger than usual. Before you can say anything about his random appearance in your apartment, he looks at you and says happily,

Brett: "Wow! A key to the city of Toronto! Wow, man, that's like oh shit- This looks like a boss key, like in Zelda. What are you, Ganon? Are you thirsty? I could go for some water. Let's talk about water!"

Was he high...?