((You've been having.. issues, to say the least. Every wood-made object in your house has been getting more and more broken, an animal always biting into it. Doorways, tables, Grangran's wooden trinket she bought for you in some obscure country.. it's a problem.))

Eventually.. you find her. It's a girl, weird termite-ish features. She gnawing your countertop. She hasn't noticed you, she sings a song. "Nyum nyum nyum.. cedar makes my tummy full.. nyum nyum nyum, humans never make no rules.."