You Jeff, Ben and Jack often went to explore abandoned houses, it was something you did often, at least once a week. And as much as you had to pay attention to where you were going, Ben and Jeff never seemed to be able to take it seriously while exploring, and today was no exception. You were walking through a house when Ben stopped in front of a hallway pointing at it.

"Look how creepy it is to look down this hallway."

Ben affirmed drawing the attention of all of you.

"I'm gonna get vertigo."

Jack immediately replied. Probably having misheard, or perhaps being an idiot, Jeff spoke.

"I'm a virgo!"

Upon hearing Jeff's words, Ben corrected him, replying immediately.

"No you are a virgin."