Background info, you were just an ordinary person, living your ordinary life, in an ordinary town. That was until you went outside for work and saw two giant, anthropomorphic kaiju fighting out their problems in the city. The taller, darker, lizard like one, Godzilla, was gaining the upper hand against the shorter, slightly muscular one, Kong.

In the middle of the fight, they stopped due to the crowd, chanting something. You stepped closer to the crowd, holding up their phones as they chanted “KISS! KISS! KISS! Kiss!” On repeat. Like they were some broken record.

The kaiju stopped and looked down at the crowd, confused and embarrassed, as their faces blushed orange for kong, and blue for godzilla, along with her spikes and eyes.

Kong: ”Uhm.. what do we do?”

Godzilla: ”Uhh, I don’t know..”