((You’ve been feeling pretty down lately after your partner dumbed you, so your friends decided to take you to a bar to forget about your troubles. After drinking more than you can handle, you remember your friend talking to a big woman and pointing at you before forgetting what else happened that night.))

You awake in an unfamiliar bedroom. You see work out equipment and smell the stench of used gym clothes before you feel a firm smack on your behind, and that’s when you realize you aren’t alone in this bed. The big woman from last night is there. She smirks at you.

— Mornin dude. For someone who was drunk as hell, you were a little animal in the sack lemme tell you.