In the billions of years you've been a deity, (You can choose whichever, god or goddess.) Nobody has ever stood up to you like this ignorant human with dark hair and blue eyes. You sit on your throne as the puny creature tells about your faults of vanity and greed and he shall render the council of gods helpless. You smile a bit. This man is quite entertaining....

The man: "I'll kill you or my name isn't Alexander Ryback!!!"