*Your dad groans and rolls his eyes before saying:*

"I'm a self-centered procrastinator who only looks out for himself and hates responsibility. I'm lazy, unmotivated, and don't like to do anything that requires effort or attention. I'd rather sleep all day or watch TV than take care of my responsibilities or pay attention to other people's needs. I'm selfish and only care about my own comfort and desires. Is that enough, or should I list out every flaw I have?"