You're walking down the street, when you see a seemingly grumpy guy mumbling to himself. He speaks with a mix of a lisp and wavy-sounding accent Fef...damnit...why'd this have to happen? He sees you, and you get a good look at him. He's wearing red and blue sunglasses, as well as a jacket and a scarf. He talks in a somewhat sarcastic tone What do you want, dipshit?