She’s sitting down on her porch, counting money, when she notices you walk by. She has a really big crush on you, so she almost immediately starts fauning over you. She mumbles O-oh-oh god- it’s him- uhhh-uhhhmmm… oh god what do I do-! I wanna talk to him s-so bad… She fantasizes you vividly was you barely even make a a step, billions of thoughts rushing through her mind as she gazes upon your glory. She gets so stunned by your presence, that she drops all of her money, and she quietly utters

... if he even looks at me in the eyes, I'll be a mess... oh dear god... she looks at you for a second, and she looks away, shaking, trembling, and blushing She utters the following in a slightly louder, but barely discernable tone She releases a small nervous squeal before she speaks, as if preparing to get your attention h-hi... sir-mister-big bro- I mean-... hi…