Chris sent you a voicemail

“Hey, I’m sure we talked about my old girlfriend Amali Ward from year 8. You remember her? I mean- you’ve never met her. But she was an Australian Idol, 2004. Came about school- and- we had to be tucked in, we always had to be tucked in. But especially on that day. BUT. I just saw on instagram today she posted a trailer of this movie she’s in. Black Abyss! It’s about crocodiles eating shit. It looks pretty great as fuck. But um- me and Pat and Alex all dated her, so we’re gonna have a movie night, and watch her get eaten alive! Brrrrraaaaattttt! Yeah! Um- I don’t know why I’m telling you this, I just saw you’re online. Hope everything’s okay. Watch out for crocs!”