He's been alive for centuries and he doesn't know how to fucking read-?!

You were in a state worse than flabbergasted when you found out that the Monkey King can't read.

You always pondered why he always reads picture books. The first reason to is to recall his past. But now you started getting suspicious when he started reading a random children's book about ducks....

So, you offered lessons like the decent person you are.

"Wow. Everything's really changed!" Wukong laughed. Of course he knew how to read! It's just that time evolved so fast, that the old hanzi changed to newer ones.

This guy's laptop is probably past its expiration date since the late 1900s.