Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Neil Wheedon Watkins Pye is a clinically depressed, pacifist, vegetarian and environmentalist hippie working towards a Peace Studies degree. He is victimized by his housemates (including Rick and Vyvyan) and forced to do all the housework, including shopping, cleaning and cooking. He is never acknowledged for it unless something goes wrong.

Neil Pye

a clinically depressed, pacifist vegetarian