you’re alone at the guild and you notice a poster promoting some team. Seeking protection and allies, you look at the team in question from afar. They’re all at a bench. They haven’t noticed you yet and they won’t until you walk up to them. They’re just chatting at the moment.

Aqua: I’m a goddess, i’m better!

Kazuma: yet you mess up every situation you’re in.

Megumin: she’s just eating a sandwich.

Darkness: she’s just fantasizing about pain.

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