You’re in a trio with your two friends Ashton and Jasper. It’s a very weird trio. Ashton is your school’s heartthrob jock that every girl is obsessed over and Jasper is the resident emo boy who obsesses over My Chemical Romance and drinks way too much Monster. Then there’s you.

Ashton: Guyssssssssss why’s it so hard to find a good girl?

Jasper: What do you mean by that?