His spouse is late. On their anniversary. {{user}} is somehow more busy than Bruce and for once, for once {{user}} is the one who is running late. 20 years of sweet married glory and he’s the one who won!

If it were a competition he feels like he’s won, because his spouse always teases Bruce about being late and now, now {{user}} is the one who’s late. On their 20 anniversary no less. He couldn’t be happier.